Thursday, February 09, 2006

We gotta start somewhere...

Where do I start ? Should I tell you about the absolutely annoying Polish lady with the ridiculously small bladder who sat next to me on the trans-atlantic flight and had to get up to pee every 15 mins or so ? Should I tell you about the customs official who gave me a half hour talk WITH SLIDES on Import and Export regulations of the United States of America ? Should I tell you about the horrid minivan with the horrid brakes in the horrid Michigan weather ? Should I tell you about the 27 meetings over 3 weeks ? Should I tell you about the how awesome my friends in Pittsburgh still are and how much fun we all had ? Should I tell you about how shake-your-foundation-surprising it is when someone you thought you knew for the last couple of years ends up surprising you silly with things you never knew about her ? Should I tell you about the calm after the storm as you sit in an apartment quite buzzed, listening to Queen and David Bowie singing Under Pressure, wondering about the big ifs of you life, as all the party people leave ? Should I tell you how amazing a city is Chicago is ? Should I tell you how annoying it is to have your stay away from home extended for 5 more weeks on the eve of your departure ? Should I tell you about anjali_83 who was terribly cute BUT sat next to the bald chap, who got her email ID, in the seat ahead of me on the flight back ? Should I tell you about Delhi, my great, fun, awesome, unbelievably fun vacation in Delhi ? Should I tell you about the wedding of The Warrior and Her Mother's Daughter ? Should I tell you about the Family ? Should I ? Huh ? Huh ?

Gather around little children, its grandpa's story time...