Tuesday, April 05, 2005

For a Bawstonian who doesn't believe

Top Ten Reasons Kirk is better than Picard

10. Kirk never once, ever,wore a wiener wrapping Speedo banana hammock on shore leave.
9. Kirk never gets his command codes locked out by some pimply acting ensign.
8. Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.
7. When Kirk says "Boldly Go," he MEANS it.
6. Three Words: Flying Leg Kick.
5. Picard's crew would never ever think of him as a sexual object.
4. Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even impressed.
3. Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.
2. Kirk would never let his Chief of Security wear a ponytail.
1. One Word: Balls.


At April 05, 2005 8:26 PM, Blogger Anurag said...

Not having followed Star Trek much, I have a few doubts:

6 -> Does it mean a flying kick or does Kirk detach his leg and throws it?

4 -> I don't remember meeting Kirk. Sorry, it's just one of those myths.

2 -> Damn! There go my chances of being a Chief of Security.

Good post. :))

At April 05, 2005 9:06 PM, Blogger Megha said...

Hmmm! So you think the Bawstonians are going to be convinced so easy?

Now I could Google and paste a Top 100 reasons why Picard is better than Kirk list, but i'll make it much simpler for you — Better ship, better voice, better actor. And ..

When a Cap'n goes and quotes the Bard,
You surely fall boy, and you fall hard!

See Picard inspires impromptu poetry even ;)

At April 06, 2005 12:07 AM, Blogger Vignesh said...

Better ship: Yes, he was born 80 years after Kirk, so I would assume he has a better ship. Even with the NCC-1701 Kirk kicked ASS ! And he lost the ship only once... that too to a much more fearsome enemy than a mad scientist !! I can never for get the end of that movie - the Search of Spock !! Woot !!

Better voice: Yeah, Im sure the Borg loved his baritone, thats why he was assimilated !!!

Better actor : Gimmme a break !!! Well actually, Im arguing just coz I aint gonna let a Bawstonian chick get the better of this or any argument ;) But at heart I feel that Picard is a better actor...

At April 06, 2005 12:17 AM, Blogger Vignesh said...


No, no detachable legs there. He could throw a mean snotball though ;)

Yeah, by the end of the movie we realise You were just a big fake !

Plus, I dont think you can do a guttral roar as well either. So no Chief of Security for you !!

At April 06, 2005 1:34 AM, Blogger Grafxgurl said...

Kirk is Hottie boy!!

At April 06, 2005 3:11 AM, Blogger Vignesh said...

And Canadian to boot !! No wonder Grrlll is all drrrlll over there !!!

At April 06, 2005 9:40 PM, Blogger Grafxgurl said...



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